Comtent warning: blood
Part of self-care is regular sexual health testing. The blood sample is not my favourite part as sometimes my blood just does not want to flow.
I prepped by raising my blood pressure by having a very enjoyable and indulgent wank. Then, I had a little prick and filled the vial.

I find the way the blood drops mesmerising.
I find that the blood wants to go everywhere except into the tube!
Great pik! The unexpected juxtaposition really works.
what an interesting posting! I hate having blood drawn. I have very small veins and they have to poke around three times and then call in a more expert person.
BUT how you solved the problem is creative and HOT. Good for you. I’d like to see you prep sometimes …. (in my dreams)
That’s how I got my heart rate going for mine!